FAMOUS INDIAN ADDENDUM TO THE ABC'S
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 A America
 B Based (i like to use BORN instead, here)
 C Confused
 D Desi
 E Escaped
 F From
 G Gujarat;
 H Housed
 I In
 J Jersey;
 K Keeping
 L Lotsa'
 M Motels
 N Named
 O Omkarnath
 P Patel;
 Q Quickly
 R Reached
 S Success
 T Through
 U Underhanded
 V Vicious
 W Ways;
 X Xenophobic
 Y Yet
 Z Zealous

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